Our rental car on this voyage was not, alas, the nice Audi we had for our jaunt through Lazio, but a humble Lancia that struggled gamely through the uphill passages. We quickly realized that not only are the mountains the natural preserve of the manual transmission, there's also a reason why so many of the cars you see up there are German performance cars like Audi and BMW: it ain't just for show, folks! The Dolomites are steep.
From Venice, our first destination was a little north of Treviso, Castel Roganzuolo, a promontory which no longer has a castle but rather a church, where an altarpiece by Titian's workshop once hung. The promontory looks toward Col di Manzo, where the artist had purchased land and started building a house in 1545. Nearby was the abbey of S. Pietro in Colle, a benefice which he was hoping to obtain from the Farnese in order to unite the abbey's lands with his own. It's pretty territory, with the foothills rising in the distance, and plenty of rolling farmland down below.
It was only another 30 minutes or so to Serravalle, now part of Vittorio Veneto, a picturesque intersection of 15th and 16th century streets, a few municipal buildings, and the Duomo, which holds a Titian altarpiece. His daughter Lavinia married a man from Serravalle, and their house is on one of the main streets; supposedly the ruins of a fresco of a nude woman survives in a niche inside somewhere. Lots of the houses had frescoes still surviving from the late 15th and early 16th century, including some by the school of Pordenone; away from the salt air of the lagoon it's clearly easier for them to last. Unfortunately, I got screwed out of my chance to see the painting, since the Duomo was closed when we arrived around 3. After an unprepossessing sandwich at one of the few open bars, I asked the owner when it would reopen, and he just shrugged and suggested maybe early evening. We didn't have the time to stick around for that, and there was nothing to do there, so we headed out. Grr!
From Serravalle we headed west along the 'prosecco road' leading through Valbiaddene toward Bassano del Grappa. It was a beautiful country road, passing by, among other sights, the Canova museum in Possagno, housed in an all-white imitation of the Pantheon. When we reached Bassano, we went right to our hotel, where it would have been nice to just enjoy some air conditioning after the warmth of the day, but nay, this was never to be. We changed rooms three times, and the air conditioning was shitty in all of them! The third and final room got as cool as 78 degrees and could go no farther. The hotel staff were very apologetic (which is a damn sight better than just being typically Italian and not understanding why we'd even WANT air conditioning, which is the usual approach) but that still didn't make for a terrible comfortable stay.
Our dinner that night definitely helped, though. We took a recommendation from Tripadvisor and drove about 20 minutes into the hills outside Bassano, up a road with hairpin turns and hardly enough room for one car, let alone the two that it was clearly intended for. Luckily we didn't encounter anyone coming the other way before we arrived at Mirasole, a little restaurant basically occupying the ground floor of a house in a tiny mountainside hamlet. We sat outside and watched the light fade over the mountaintop, and it was so quiet. It was lovely, and the food matched--simple dishes, most of them local, beautifully made with fresh ingredients. The hostess (this was definitely a family affair, so the nonna) was very friendly; when she found out that I was interested in art and architecture, she had to tout Palladio, who I assured her I knew; then she went inside and returned with a gorgeous calendar, several years old, in which the months alternated with images of Palladio's own constructions in various provinces, and other image sets of his influence on architecture in other countries. She particularly wanted to make sure we were aware of the Palladian influence in the 'Casa Bianca'! At another point, showing the fierce pride that is quite typical of Italians, particularly outside the cities, she told us that she had visited Brazil once, with an eye to buying property and moving there; however, although it was beautiful, she couldn't do it. "Where's the history, I asked myself?" Lol. I'm sure the peoples of Brazil would object to being considered 'sans history', but I'm also not sure they can quite boast at least 2500 years on the same scrap of land (honestly who knows, I know jack about ancient South American civilizations!)
The next day we went into Bassano, which I had visited once before during my time in Venice--but by visit, I mean 'arrive, get rained on, turn around and leave'. This time we went to the Museo Civico, where I particularly admired a small Veronese depicting Christ among the doctors, where one of the learned man is leaning his head on his hand and staring at Jesus with the look of "he's soooo dreamy!" We climbed the Torre Civico, Sean's duly demanded recompense for time spent looking at Madonnas in a museum, walked across the famous wooden Alpine bridge, which was designed by Palladio and has been rebuilt on the same plan ever since, and then hit the road.
From Bassano we neaded north and west, through Trent, where we stopped for lunch (and where I once again got screwed out of an artistic site, since the guided tours at the Castel del Buonconsiglio for the medieval cycle of months was full up until the last tour of the evening!), to the little town of Cles, halfway between Trent and Bolzano. The hotel was awesome; we had a little suite, with a separate room with a daybed, desk, and wardrobe connected to the bedroom by a bathroom, all recently renovated. The shower, in particular, was pretty great, with a lovely pebbled floor. And, best of all, perfect air conditioning! This was our first experience of the "half pension" way of traveling, meaning you not only take breakfast in the hotel, you eat one meal there too, usually dinner. It was a bit of a surprise to be handed a menu at check-in and asked for our choices, but we had read online that the food was great, and we were not disappointed! We had dinner there both nights of our stay, first in the little garden, and the second night, when it had rained, in the dining room.
The next day was our Austrian adventure! Which turned out to be much more time in the car, and much less time IN Austria, that we had anticipated. The joys of a holiday weekend: we actually got stuck in traffic, including near the Brenner Pass through the Alps! Which, I discovered to my disappointment, is a) really boring and flat and b) not even the pass Hannibal used. Boo! It basically looks like every other toll plaza on the Mass Pike, except for the "Osterreich" side on the other side, of course. By this point we'd already been far enough north that not only the landscape, but the architecture was markedly different and "northern", but it took crossing the border to really see alpine meadows of the kind you think of with "The Sound of Music". They exist, they are very lovely, and they are very, very green! Innsbruck was also quite adorable, with the mountains rising majestically against its back. The world's most alpine zoo is apparently here, and I definitely regret not having the chance to ride the funicular.
Alas, by the time we got to Innsbruck, we calculated we only had a few hours if we were to be back at our hotel for the latest possible dinner hour at 8pm (another sign of moving north, the dinnertime moves forward--at 8pm you'd be alone or with tourists in Rome, but you're a latecomer in the Sudtirol!). We grabbed a quick and delightfully Germanic lunch (beef goulash, washed down with Riesling for me and beer for Sean) before we split up; I went to the Volkskunstmuseum, on Vince's recommendation, and Sean went for the imperial gardens nearby. I liked the museum, particularly the installation rooms feature 16th-century enameled stoves, of a type I immediately recognized from the Durer print "The Dream of the Doctor." Most of them were glazed in a gorgeous emerald green, too! Alas for Sean, by the time were scheduled to meet there was a huge downpour, and I had our own (flimsy) umbrella! He made it, jogging through the park, one hand on his hat, completely drenched!
After one more night at Hotel Cles (Sean insisted he never wanted to leave his 'secret lover', aka the air conditioning unit, plus the most comfortable bed we've yet encountered in Italy...nay, all of Europe), we headed out the next morning toward Belluno. Taking the low southern road would have had us there in two hours, but that would have meant retracing our steps past Bassano. We opted instead for the high road through the mountains, and I'm so glad we did! We climbed slowly, and kept seeing signs for various lookout points. Finally I told Sean to turn at a random one, Mt. Penegal, which turned out to require another fifteen or twenty minutes of the Lancia struggling up steeply-inclined hairpin roads, until we finally reached a completely incongrous hotel, after the completely blankness of the woods, besides the lookout. The clouds were, quite literally, beneath our feet up there, over 1700 meters above sea level (that's an entire mile!!); we had a whole valley spread out before us. To our right, we could watch a cloud breaking apart against the mountainside, sending waves of fog up into the pine trees clinging to the slope. It was beautiful. Here, and many other times on our drive, I was reminded of Lizzy's line from Pride and Prejudice: "what are men to rocks and mountains?"
We also fed a goat, who I nicknamed Satan for his diabolical appearance (and he also kept preventing us from feeding the younger male goat in the paddock with him, bc he was as asshole). By the time we were done making friends, the fog I had seen lazily climbing the side of the mountain was all around us, making it a little bit eerie! We hopped in the car and sped off down the mountain (and by sped I mean "rode the brakes like fuck"). Turns out getting down off Mt. Penegal was nothing compared to getting down off whatever big-ass formation we were on on the road below...at one point there was a sign "dangerous balcony ahead" and before I knew it we were on an honest-to-god JAMES BOND ROAD, with cliff face to the left, a low rock wall to the right, and beyond that, the pure white of the fog-covered valley, the road twisting and turning and seeming barely big enough for two cars. It was wild! I saved pics of this to show Linda only after we had safely arrived back in Venice, haha.
We ended up basically driving all day through the mountains in what became a steady rain, passing through Cortina and finally Pieve di Cadore, Titian's hometown. By the time we reached Belluno I was interested in hot shower, hot beverages, anything, and our AirBnb did not disappoint. It came equipped with a double spa shower and not one, but TWO saunas--one classic, "Finnish" style, and one Turkish. Our meal that night, recommended by our host Mirko, was the best of the trip, hands down; Ristorante Borgo, a 15-min drive out of town, in a 17th-century villa (whose lovely grounds we could only admire in a slideshow, since it was dark when we arrived). We wound up seated next to an older man who we were surprised to recognize from the photos on the wall as the owner; we subsequently realized that our waiter was one of the sons, and the chef was the other. The food was exquisite. Our appetizer: burata, not too runny, with the sweetest cherry tomatoes I can remember tasting, and thinly-sliced beef served ice cold over lettuce. I had homemade tortelli with mushrooms and truffle oil, delicate and divine (I wish there had been more!) and Sean had a veal-and-tuna dish dressed with balsamic dinner, which he loved. The house wine was great; they even had a house amaro, of which Sean bought a bottle after we ended our meal. We were already strategizing on how to make a return while we were eating--they have three rooms available for B&B, but the issue would be not having a car to get around...future ideas, anyway.
The contrast between mountains and lagoon was never so marked as the next morning. We woke to 54-degree rain in Belluno, and enjoyed a stint in the saunas (pre-arranged to be ready for 9am by Mirko, who can turn them on and off with his phone) and some hot tea. By the time we were in Venice a few hours later, it was to brilliant sun and 75 degrees--downright cool by normal Italian August weather, but a wonderful feeling to us, not too hot and not too cold.
Our next driving adventure will be based out of Bologna: we're hoping to hit Parma, Piacenza, Mantua, and Urbino the first week of September! I'm glad I invested in that TomTom...