Post-Christmas Slump

The great thing about being a (semi-) permanent student is that you're guaranteed months of vacation every year. The thing that sucks about winter break is that I find myself totally unmotivated to DO anything, a condition exacerbated by being in New Haven, where I'm not in my own house with my specific routine, and thus am less able to hold myself to the semester-time schedule of working and eating. Here we always wind up sleeping late, then lolling around in the dining room for hours (well, to be fair, Sean manages to work on his French, but I can't accomplish anything with TCM blasting from the living room), and then when we finally manage to get dressed, there are always errands to be run, people to see, restaurants Linda is dying to eat at, et cetera. Work = nil. Last night, for example, we agreed to get up this morning and go to the library to do work. I set the alarm for 9:30, then wound up having a Resident Evil-style dream about an underground laboratory and some kind of plague, so when the alarm went off I smacked it and slept till 11. It's now almost 2pm, and Sean is in the shower upstairs. There will be no library today, but we definitely have errands: going to the bank to deposit Christmas money, getting Sean's car's emissions test, going to Target.

To be fair, my to-do list is fairly short. Read some Italian (I've been reading Bergamo's newspaper, L'Eco), re-learn German, draft the obsequious emails that I will be sending to the owners of the Bergamo frescoes, and possibly the city's soprintendenza, regarding our trip in March, and find a suitable hotel for our one night in Milan, where even the crappy hotel that Lonely Planet warned was likely also a brothel wants 95 euros a night. Still, chances are that I will accomplish most of this list during the last week of vacation when I'm back in Philadelphia, instead of here. Oh, lofty ambitions, how far you have fallen!

Holidays

I haven't posted on here in more than a week, I think, and it's been quite busy! I'm back in Connecticut for three weeks, having left Philadelphia rather precipitously on Friday in order to avoid the giant snowstorm heading for the East coast. It took me five hours to get home rather than the usual three, but it was worth it--since Meredith's holiday party had to be rescheduled due to inclement weather, Carla ended up taking the train to New Haven instead and spending the next few snowy days with me, during which time we basically sat around watching movies on TV nonstop and I half-heartedly graded exams (finally finished those yesterday, thank God!). I dropped her off at the train station last night--sad face. She won't be able to come see us while we're in Bergamo/Venice in March because of her job, but she's coming home this summer to get her visa renewed, so at least I know when I'll see her again!

Sean got stuck in Virginia thanks to the storm, since that state is not used to getting big snowfalls and they just weren't prepared. Sean's apartment complex only finally got plowed last night, when it started snowing on Friday night! He's en route to CT as we speak, and should be home in a couple of hours. Right now we have the house to ourselves, as Hubbard has taken up with her daughter Michelle for a little while, and I am not complaining, since that means I don't have to hear TCM blasting all day long. Last night Linda and I went to Michelle's to see her, and between Michelle, Hubbard, Michelle's dog Lulu, a giant standard poodle, one of Michelle's friends, and a contractor working in her spare bedroom, it was a madhouse. I was glad to escape with Linda for dinner (I had lamb stew, so delicious!) and a trip to the Christmas tree shops for wrapping paper, bags, all that Christmas jazz. I have the best mother-in-law ever, PS.

I've only gotten one of my final grades thus far (an A from Dr. Cooper for my directed research yay!) but Sean has gotten all of his, and he got straight As, even in horribly difficult things like Phonology and Sanskrit. Is my husband awesome or what?

Progress

My presentations are both done, and so are my papers! This despite my late realization that I would need to reformat my 100+ footnotes on the Eakins paper in order to accommodate Dr. Braddock's preference for a certain (weird) citation style. Instead of placing a footnote after each sentence in which you used a source, you use just one footnote at the end of every paragraph; if you used any quotations, those sources are listed first, and the reminder are then organized chronologically beginning with the most recent publication. That means the footnote sources don't actually match up to the order in which you used sources, something that he acknowledged makes it difficult for people to look at your work and extract references from it. He feels that this style places more focus on your work and not on your sources, but I just think that I'm really glad I don't work in American or modern art, because if this is how their articles work, how does anyone ever find anything? Anyway, after an hour or so of copy/pasting (and cursing when I realized I had an orphaned ibid, the source of which was now unclear thanks to the shuffling) I found myself with only 39 footnotes. However, I saved myself a copy of the paper with my original footnotes, so that should I decide to work this into an article (which he recommended after hearing my presentation, *grin*) I will actually know where I got information from.

I have begun working on my annotated bibliography, which was six pages worth of sources before I even began annotating, so God only knows how long this is going to turn out to be. In addition, I haven't even graded any of the papers yet, and after next Friday I'll have 80 exams to grade. The 20 extra exams are thanks to Agnes, who is skipping off to Egypt on Thursday to learn to use computer imaging equipment to model the monastery that Dr. Bolman is working on. However, she has promised me Polish chocolate upon her return, so I'll forgive her.

Fun stuff ahead, though; this Saturday Jasmine and I are going to a symposium at Princeton, though we will be missing Deborah Howard's talk because we have to skip out early so Jasmine can get ready for her Christmas party, which I will be bringing alcohol to in lieu of a baked offering. Next week Sean is coming up because he'll be done with classes! Yay! That next Saturday Meredith is having a Christmas party, and Carla will be home, and it will be all wonderful. We're going to the casino for New Year's with Sean's friends, for which I have a dress but no shoes, but Sean has promised to remedy this. Then it will be our five year anniversary, if you can believe it! We've decided to keep celebrating it without the gifts, because, you know, it's awesome.

Next semester, I'm taking one class (which is based around learning to polish up a paper into an article, so I think this will be extremely useful), TA-ing AWW again, and writing my thesis. After my presentation yesterday Dr. Cooper told me that it's definitely a thesis, and worthy of presenting at a conference (Cheshire cat grin). She told me to shoot for 30-50 pages for the thesis, and if I then take 40 as my upper-limit goal, I'm already a quarter of the way there!

You know, looking back at this, I'm in a very good mood. Unfortunately, now I have to walk to the eye doctor's and have my eyes dilated so they can check out the hole I have in my right retina, whoo! It's been there for a while and it's not a problem, but it does cause me to see bright light things if I look far to the right in a dark room. The doc compared it to "prisoner's cinema," which refers to people in dark solitary confinement who pressed their hands against their eyes to see the sparking lights. The downside is really the fact of being dilated, because it makes everything blurry and very photo-sensitve; last time I sort of stumbled the four blocks home squinting and shielding my eyes. I have so much work to still get through, though, that I wish they didn't have to do it. Ah well, c'est la vie.

Down with Sparkly Vampires

This cracked me up:


First of all: YES. Edward Cullen can go suck on a pointy stake.

Since I'm around other grad students all the time, it's unlikely that my opinion will ever be sought in the great Edward/Jacob debate, but if such an event were to occur, I would now be able to inform them that I am Team Edward James Olmos (aka Admiral Adama from Battlestar Galactica, aka probably the oldest guy I will admit to finding attractive. Actually, that depends on how old is Jeremy Irons is.)

Second, this T-shirt was inspired by the following cartoon:

Things on the internet rarely make me laugh out loud anymore, but this did.

Gah

The students have a paper due Friday, so of course I'm getting more emails right now. That in itself is not a problem, but it's the content of their emails--ridiculous, inane questions, things they should be able to figure out themselves without needing it explained to them with a map and a graph. Recent winners:

Hey Mrs. Dimarzo,
I was wondering if I can email you my paper 2 before I hand it in today or tomorrow? And also if we use a book what type of information do we have to use from the book. and what type of thesis do we have to come up with?

Yes, you read that correctly: she asked me HOW TO USE A BOOK. A) she's in college (albeit the business school) and should know how a book functions; b) we had the art librarian come in and do a powerpoint presentation on research, citations, and plagiarism; c) she's in college! I felt this needed double emphasis.

Also, making me into my mom aside, "Hey" is NOT OK as an email opener. Actually, though, considering the number of emails I get with no salutation at all, not to mention the idiots who, in December, STILL don't remember I'm their TA and email Amy or Agnes instead, perhaps I should be thankful.

This one is an exchange that made me want to tear out my hair:

Hello Michelle, for the footnote part of the paper, do we only have to footnote the museum label? As in we do not have to footnote when we reference sources in general?

Ian,

This is a direct quote from the paper assignment: "Be sure to properly footnote when extracting or paraphrasing words, sentences, and ideas from other sources."

Haha I just read that on the paper before I read this e-mail..Then would you like us to only footnote the source when we first use it as opposed to footnoting the source every time we refer to it?

You have to use a footnote every time you use information from another source. That was something that the art librarian explained in her presentation and that I stressed as well.

I may sound calm and rational in my responses to this hooligan, but let's remember that he, too, is in college. He has already written one paper for this course, so this footnote business should not be NEWS. He has already listened to me speak, at length, WITH HAND GESTURES that I assure you were extremely expressive, about the need for citing each and every time you use a source. Oh, and he sat through same art librarian presentation as Genius #1 above.

I repeat: GAH.

That is all.

Kant + Wolverine = Awesome and Informative

In this video, Kant's Critique of Aesthetic Judgment is explained in five minutes using comic books. If only I had been able to watch this when I was writing my paper in August, everything would just have been so much more clear! Also, I need to track down the Wolverine-Van Gogh and Wolverine-Dali mash-ups. Can you say 'teaching aids'?

Down the Rabbit Hole

The semester home stretch has begun. Tomorrow I'm presenting my paper for the Eakins seminar; Thursday I need to work on my paper for Dr. Cooper's class, which I present on Monday; Friday I get 6o-odd papers to grade from the AWW students; Saturday I'll spend at the Bryn Mawr graduate symposium, where Jasmine is giving a paper; Sunday I will be a) sleeping and b) finishing my paper/slideshow for Monday. I like to get my papers to an extremely high level of finish before I present them (hence why I like to present as late as possible in the semester), so I rarely have to make any drastic edits afterward. That means after Monday, I will be almost entirely wrapped up for the semester. Actually, a fairly important project still remains: I need to turn in an annotated bibliography to Dr. Cooper that will form my 'project' for the directed research I did with her this semester, research that has been rather helpfully feeding into my paper for her class. After that, though, I'll just need to attend the AWW final on the 18th, grade those exams, and I'm done!

Speaking of being done, Jasmine passed the oral section of her preliminary exams today, meaning she is officially ABD--All But Dissertation. Listening to her, I quiver in fear at the thought of the sheer amount of historiographical knowledge one has to cram into one's skull in order to pass them. I also quiver in fear at the thought of my exam committee, which will likely consist of the same professors as Jasmine's did, staring at me while I try to come up with answers to the oral questions. I find that in office meetings, I don't like to maintain constant eye contact with the professor, particularly since we're sitting just a couple feet apart in those coffin-cubicles they have upstairs, because it starts feeling too much like a staring contest. At the same time, it's also sort of weird to look anywhere else when there are only two people in that tiny space. During orals they'll be sitting across a table from me, at least.

In other news, Agnes and I brokered a secret agreement to effect a takeover of GAHO! Actually, we just agreed that we're both going to stay on as officers. I'm going to nominate myself as president (but you know I'm thinking dictator, like Sara was back in the old art club days of yore) and she's going to be secretary; the secretary sends out semi-threatening emails to coerce people into attending events, and I'm always trying to get Agnes to be meaner to people because she tends to let people run all over her, even students, so we thought this would be excellent practice.

We haven't told our fellow officers of this decision, but as Agnes pointed out, it's not like we need their permission. Basically, GAHO was kind of a bust this semester, and we want to pump some life back into it. Erin told me that GAHO used to sponsor more frequent get-togethers, including movie nights (art-themed, of course), and used to put out weekly newsletters letting everyone know what was going on in museums and galleries in Philadelphia. The current GAHO leadership, well, let's just say that I lost faith back when there was a flurry of email activity to debate the proper kind of bagel to provide for the welcome breakfast in September, mini or full-size? Bureaucracy at its finest. I plan to rule with an iron fist! Just kidding. Wait, no I'm not.

Turkey Day

Gerome, The Snake Charmer, 1870

I'll make this brief, since I purposely got up at 7am today to get some work done on my Eakins paper, but it is that day of the year when I'm reminded of all the wonderful things I have in my life. Or, rather, I'm reminded of them more frequently than one day out of 365, but on this day I like to write them down.

As my best friend and other half, Sean's what I am most grateful for in this world. Even though we have to be apart so much of the time, I still feel so incredibly fortunate to have found the guy I want to be with for the rest of my life, and I wouldn't trade it for anything. I'm also lucky to have a group of good friends, as well as a wonderful family (yes, even my sister!). Actually, make that two families, because now I get to sneak my way into Sean's, too! Muahahaha. Finally, I'm grateful for everything that's going well in my life right now--grad school, living with Phyllis, hell, even this Eakins paper isn't going too badly. Life is good, and I appreciate that.

Yesterday, Today

I'm slowly becoming more of a nap-taker than I've ever been before in my life. I have taken perhaps four or five naps this semester, which is probably equal to the number of naps taken prior to that in my 24 years of existence. Still, I can only nap when I feel absolutely wiped, as I did yesterday afternoon for no apparent reason. I slept for a couple of hours, woke up and worked for a couple of hours, and then settled down for an evening that included a bag of chips, the new Star Trek movie, and about half a bottle of wine. Healthiest dinner ever, probably not. I did stand in the kitchen for a few minutes contemplating the question of whether taking the entire bottle of wine upstairs made me a de facto alcoholic, but let's face it, I was going to want more than one glass anyway, and I really would rather not have to exit my toastily warmed room and descend into the cold depths of the kitchen for a refill. So now the bottle is sitting on my windowsill, waiting for night to fall so I can finish it off. Muahahaha!

This morning I had to go to the PMA to give tours to my students. Modern art tours, no less. I was a little bit more nervous than on our first trip, because the Penn museum is small and not usually very crowded, but the PMA on a Saturday is full of people--including other tour guides who are trying to yell over you so that their 65-and-up group can hear what they want to say about Monet. Once we got into the 20th-century galleries, there was a really loud installation art piece across the hall that involved recordings of people yelling out the names of the week. So I'm trying to get the students to tell me what they remember about Analytic Cubism above the squawks of "MONDAY! FRIDAY!"

My favorite moment of both tours was watching the looks on their faces as they came out from looking at Duchamp's Etannt Donne. I really wish I'd had a camera to capture the looks of confusion, horror, disgust, and general weirded-out-ness. One of my themes for the tour was that we can't always expect a pleasant experience with modern art, nor can we expect a clearly defined and accessible meaning, and I think that piece was the perfect place to end.

King of Kings

Jean-Leon Gerome, Napoleon Before the Sphinx, 1868

We looked at this picture a couple of weeks back in my Eakins class, and I forgot to post about it, but for some reason it popped into my head in the shower today. This is a work by Eakins' master at the Ecole in Paris, the famous Neoclassicist painter Gerome. Gerome did many paintings touting the exploits of Napoleon, which suited the era--this was the time of the Second Empire in France under Napoleon III.

Most people in the class saw this as a propaganda piece, but I think it can also be read as a suggestion of the ultimate fate of any empire. Think of Percy Bysshe Shelley's "Ozymandias" of 1818 in relationship to this painting:

I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed.

And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

New York, New York

Yesterday I attended a workshop/roundtable/symposium at Columbia that addressed the issue of research in Venice and the Veneto in terms of what's left to be studied, and what needs to be re-examined. The scholars on hand included my advisor, Tracy Cooper; Guido Beltramini, who runs CISA, the Palladio center in Vicenza; David Rosand, probably the foremost Titian scholar in the field right now; and Deborah Howard, who teaches at Cambridge and literally wrote the book on the architectural history of Venice. Despite the august crowd, it was fairly informal, as each shared their ideas on how wide the field still remains. Howard ticked off a list of problems she feels haven't been addressed by her own generation of scholars, while Rosand gave us a look at his current research on the painter Veronese as an architectural designer, which involves re-evaluating some of his own conclusions on Veronese from decades earlier.

They also focused a bit on 'ways and means': finding (or stumbling upon) a research topic, and the trials and tribulations of archival research. Dr. Cooper told us that the sign-in book at an archive or library is your best friend--skim through it and see if anyone you've always wanted to meet is lurking in the reading rooms somewhere, and then go track them down (I personally would imagine that eminent scholars might not totally appreciate being jumped in the stacks by an eager junior colleague, but that's me). She also advised scoping out for local scholars who speak the language and probably know how everything works, and asking for their help in getting situated. Jasmine (who attended with me) was called upon to talk about her experience with the Medici Archive Project's online paleography course, in which every week she and two dozen other scholars around the world do a round-robin translation of a 15th century document. It's a pilot program right now, but one which I hope to participate in in the future before I enter archives myself.

Deborah Howard really endeared herself to me not only in terms of being absolutely adorable (a trim, proper little Englishwoman in a grey ensemble with pearls) but in terms of her sheer, bubbly enthusiasm for art history and research. I'm sure she's more reserved when she gives formal presentations, but she was practically bouncing in her chair as she told us about a time when she was in Venice studying documents referring to this destroyed 16th-century building and thought she would just go to the site and check out the area, only to find that the building had never been destroyed at all! She "discovered" a building that had been "lost" for centuries, just on the basis of people forgetting what it was and then later scholars, many of whom didn't have the luxury of just walking across the city to check, relying on an incorrect document. The coda to this exciting anecdote, she told us wryly, is that today no one remembers that it was ever lost, much less that she was the one to find it again.

Howard also contradicted the received wisdom that discourages working on a topic that another student or scholar is pursuing. She pointed out that you'll never wind up saying the same thing as someone else, and if you publish books simultaneously, you can be reviewed together and add to each other's prestige. When she was preparing to write her book on Venice and the East, she found out that Rosamond Mack was planning a similar project; they got together and informally divided up the material (Howard took architecture, Mack material culture) and then when their books came out, they were reviewed jointly and were both tremendous successes. She also pointed out that sometimes someone "lays claim" to a particular topic (which you do by publishing a topic or abstract in CAA or another major association journal) and then never produces anything. You can't copyright an unformed idea, so I see her point.

As Jasmine and I said our goodbyes to Dr. Cooper, she suggested (read: instructed) that I introduce myself to Beltramini and ask him if he had any contacts in Bergamo. I looked over--he was in conversation with Howard and there was already another student lurking hopefully off to one side. There is nothing I hate more than the awkward self-introduction in a crowded room, especially when you have to introduce yourself to someone who is more important than you and whom various other people are also eager to meet. I countered Dr. Cooper by saying perhaps I would just email him, and she said "That's fine. Now go introduce yourself and tell him you're going to email him!" Sigh. There was nothing to be done at that point, and seeing him begin to move off in the room I flung myself in his path, shook his hand, told him who I was, and asked him about Bergamo. Turns out, he knows nothing about Bergamo, he's never worked there, but he said "your idea is good" (I bet they have to say that to all the students) and rattled off some scholar's name who works in Brescia and might know something. Now I just have to get Dr. Cooper to decipher my scribbling of this name, and who knows, I might have something.

The session was only two hours, but I came away from it much more enthusiastic about research and my scholarly future in general. One of the points that Rosand, in particular, was emphatic about is the continuing importance of Renaissance studies as "the place where it all began," and about the fact that we need to combat "the rolling-up of history" that places all the focus on the most recent events and neglects the past. It reminded me, if I really needed reminding, that what I'm interested in is deserving of study. The humanities are all-too-often placed in the position of having to justify themselves as fields, but I feel confident in saying: The Renaissance is fun! And what's more, it's where we begin as modern society. Studying the past is studying ourselves.

Mirror, Mirror

Today in class we were discussing how mirrors function in paintings--that is, how something that is already, by its nature, a re-presentation made with paint on canvas is affected by the presence of an object that also re-presents. Mirrors question the idea of presentation and re-presentation, especially when their relationship to what is being mirrored is unclear. The chief painting we were focusing on was, yet again, Las Meninas, because in a class on spectatorship you can't get away from it.

Picasso, Girl Before a Mirror, 1932

We looked at a number of other images, though, including this Picasso. Interestingly, one girl in my class said this reminded her of the idea that mirrors show truth, while I looked at it and thought "that girl has body dysmorphic disorder!" Besides distortion, it could also suggest the mirror's ability to show a side of yourself you'd rather no one else see. And mirrored images can be disturbing--twins, for example (think the Shining!) or threatening, like a doppelganger.

What this painting really reminded me of, though, was Sylvia Plath's poem "Mirror." I could only remember the last couple of lines during class, but the mirrored image seems to fit the simile of a "terrible fish."

Mirror

I am silver and exact. I have no preconceptions.
Whatever I see I swallow immediately
Just as it is, unmisted by love or dislike.
I am not cruel, only truthful-
The eye of the little god, four cornered.
Most of the time I meditate on the opposite wall.
It is pink, with speckles. I have looked at it so long
I think it is a part of my heart. But it flickers.
Faces and darkness separate us over and over.
Now I am a lake. A woman bends over me,
Searching my reaches for what she really is.
Then she turns to those liars, the candles or the moon.
I see her back, and reflect it faithfully.
She rewards me with tears and an agitation of hands.
I am important to her. She comes and goes.
Each morning it is her face that replaces the darkness.
In me she has drowned a young girl, and in me an old woman
Rises toward her day after day, like a terrible fish.

~Sylvia Plath

Homage

Tomorrow marks the three-year anniversary of my grandfather's death. Unfortunately, the only reason I know that is because I had put it in my Gmail calendar!

At any rate, here's to the man who used to light his cigars from an open gas range, sported a mustache that made him look like an aging Nazi, and hit on Polish women at funerals by telling them that he grew up a poor Polish boy in Chicago. A man whose favorite nickname for me was Long John Silver, who lived on his own for thirteen years and never learned to work the oven, a man who objected so strenuously to having his house cleaned for him that we would have irritated messages beginning with "You people..." on the answering machine when we drove home. A man who on their first meeting told Sean an awkward story about groping my grandma, and then invited him to come back to visit with or without me. A man who lived a devil-may-care life for 89 years and still managed to die in his sleep after living long enough to see his beloved Red Sox win the Series. Here's to you, Poppa.

My all-time favorite exchange between him and Jen:

Jen: You're old!
Poppa: You're ugly!

Best. Grandpa. Ever.

Grad School Saturday

I opted not to go into school today to work due to the ongoing strike, which has rendered the regional rail schedules extremely unreliable, so I spent most of the day in my pajamas working on my paper for the Eakins class. It's not hugely interesting, but then, I don't find Eakins hugely interesting, so it's not surprising. After dinner I did the readings for Dr. Cooper's class and came up with a couple of discussion questions, which I posted to the discussion group around 8pm. Yeah, I'm now that girl who spent her Saturday evening reading Svetlana Alpers' discussion of competing systems of epistemology in Las Meninas. Damn you, time stamps. Another hallmark of the grad student? I just finished up putting the latest exam grades into the system, looked at the clock, saw it was nine o'clock, and thought hey, I could get in an hour or so of organizing my Zotero files before I get really tired. Sigh.

Two Centuries in Fifty Minutes

Jean-Honore Fragonard, The Swing, 1766

While today's fill-in-the-gap lecture was nothing compared to the one where we covered the fourth to twelfth centuries, it was still a challenge to explain all the myriad artistic developments that came between the Baroque, where Dr. Cooper left off, and the late 19th century, where Dr. Silk will pick up on Monday. The Rococo is pretty fun to talk about (and I highly recommend this video, an advertisement for "Rococo Puffs"), but Neoclassicism and Romanticism can be, in my mind, a little bit dull. I tried to liven things up as much as possible by telling the most dramatic stories, like Napoleon's self-coronation, his escape from exile on Elba, the triumph of crossing the Alps, etc. These kids have so little knowledge of history! My question about what happened at the end of the 18th century in France that would have made an aristocratic style like Rococo unpopular, for example, was met with blank looks. I'm finding that they have only the very broadest sketches of major historical figures like Napoleon, so I tried to emphasize that although today he's become something of a caricature of the short-statured egoist, in his time he managed an imperial conquest on a scale that hadn't been seen since Alexander the Great. Yes, it ended ignominiously for him, but still, for a few years, Napoleon ruled most of the 'civilized' world.

Since I won't be there next week to hand back their exams, I also took the opportunity today of pointing out the errors that I've seen most commonly. To my complete and utter disgust, more than a few students identified Chartres Cathedral and then couldn't tell me what city it was in. This DESPITE my warning in class that I'd better not see this again, after the issue with the Theater AT Epidavros on the first exam. Spelling was also a big issue--I'll grant that spelling Velazquez isn't easy, but c'mon, you should be able to spell the word tempera! Especially since we had a specific reading dedicated to it. "Tempera" is egg-based paint. "Tempura" is Japanese fried batter. "Tempra" is....I don't even know.

Despite this, they did markedly better on this exam since the first; one class' average rose from 77 to 82. I'd like to think that this is thanks to me and my knowledge of this period, but let's be honest, it was probably just an easy test.

My First (Big) Lecture

I gave the review for the second part of the AWW course today, in the big lecture hall in front of 200-plus students. And it went OK! More than OK, actually. I said everything I wanted to (I write an outline and then practice what I'm going to say at least once, with the result that I mostly don't have to look down at what I've written when I'm actually speaking), I finished perfectly on the 50-minute mark, and the other TAs said it was a really good comprehensive overview. Go me!

It was also, somewhat surprisingly, less intimidating than I expected. Yes, the four minutes between when I got down to the podium and set up the slideshow and when I actually began class were sort of awkward, because all of the students were looking at me and I just looked around the room and tried not to make eye contact with my own students. I felt a little bad for them because they had definitely heard exactly what I said today in section for the past four weeks; I wasn't offering them anything particularly new. Of course, the question is whether they listen in section and/or take notes (and many of them don't bother to take notes, I've noticed.) Overall, though, it was really no more intimidating than lecturing to 30 students. Oh, and I had a microphone, which was pretty cool.

I'm glad I had the experience, but luckily it won't be one I have to repeat often. Next semester I may not even do the section II review, as one of the new TAs coming in is another Renaissance person, so she'll probably do it to get the same experience. It's divvied up by who is most familiar with the material, so this time around Amy, who studies Roman art, did section I, and Erin, who does 19th century art, will do section III. After that I might move on to Heritage, which would mean no more big lecture classes, just whiny over-privileged art students. Hm. Trade-off?

Reporting Live from VA

I completed my second 6-hour voyage down to Virginia this afternoon. The landscape is beautiful, particularly once you cross into Virginia, and it happens to be the perfect time of year to do some leaf-peeping (except for the fact that I was driving, but, you know, details). The reason why I'm blogging now, as opposed to attaching myself to Sean limpet-like, is that he has homework to accomplish before we go out to dinner. Old English, boo!

Driving the scenic route out to Target the other day, I decided that bright yellow and deep red are my favorite fall leaf colors. When we buy a house someday, I think I'd like to shop in the fall so I know what kind of leaf colors are on offer. No, I (probably) wouldn't base my decision on something like that, but it wouldn't hurt to see a house attractively framed by foliage, either. If there were two equally suitable houses, and one happened to have trees that turn red and yellow in the fall, well, that would settle it. Along the same lines, if we were shopping in the late spring, I'd like to see a house that has, or is near, lilac bushes. Of course, in that case I know I can always plant the lilac (or honeysuckle, another favorite of mine) on my own if the house doesn't come pre-equipped. Trees are a little more difficult.

Deep Thoughts: Firth and Vermeer

Against all odds, I really am enjoying this TA business, which is in no small part due to my fellow TAs. The following was part of an email exchange regarding the making of Friday's AWW slideshow:

Amy: I added the vermeer "lady writing a letter with maidservant" pre "Allegory" to briefly show them what Vermeer is actually known for. If anyone feels strongly about a different example then feel free to change it. I don't particularly love him and his chicks are homely.

Agnes: I like the movie "Girl with a Pearl Earring" with Colin Firth, or maybe I just love Colin Firth.

Me: I have to disagree with you on the movie (though not the Firthness). I say we just show Colin Firth as a slide.

Agnes: See the attached photo. I've added it to Friday's slideshow, to stimulate our discussion of Vermeer.


Me: I will see your Firth and raise you one costume drama.

Beat THAT, Agnes.

The Early, Rainy Day

I woke up at 5:45 this morning to be on the train to school before seven. It was still dark. I can't remember the last time I've had to be up and out so early; it reminded me of winter mornings in high school, when I used to get up around 6:30. The fact that it was raining also made it less pleasant, but at least it wasn't cold.

After my experience in corralling, counting, and then collecting money from 40 rambunctious art students on a moving bus, I have a deeper appreciation for grade-school teachers who do this kind of thing a lot. Standing on a moving bus is hard, especially in a bumpy city like Philly where bus drivers apparently feel they should drag-race from the stop lights on every block. Jasmine sent me with her less well-behaved class, although she said it's one kid in particular that ruins the bunch, and after five minutes' ride I knew exactly which one he was, and I wanted to smack him upside the head.

I had also forgotten how crowded and loud the Met is on a Saturday, particularly a rainy one. That, combined with getting up early, made me feel tired more quickly. Oh, and the fact that the museum is just huge, and you could easily get a workout trotting from one gallery to another. I did have a fun time, though; I went to the 19th century European paintings gallery, which I rarely visit, and the American wing, which I've never been in. Once Heather showed up, we poked around the medieval galleries and then briefly the Renaissance ones upstairs.

If you recall, a month or so ago I posted an image of two crazy-eyed cats fighting that was painted by the Spanish master Goya. Imagine my delight upon entering the Velazquez/Goya gallery to behold this gem:


Let me just focus your attention on this bit right here:


This image, like the other one, could be Lolcaptioned. I think it's pretty clear that one thought would suffice for all three wild-eyed felines: NOMS!

A more aesthetically pleasing experience was had in the Lehman collection, which contains a pretty impressive collection of works amassed by a single individual (and who must have required the Met to display everything as a group instead of assigning objects to their chronological galleries). Perhaps the most beautiful of the paintings was Ingres' Princess Broglie:

In person, the satiny texture of her gown and the creamy purity of her skin are incredibly tangible. Yet, I can understand why some people view Ingres in terms of cold sensuality; although the textures are there, you certainly don't feel invited to touch. Her gaze is perfectly calm, but also aloof.

I was really wiped by the time 4pm came around, when I bid Heather goodbye in the rain (which makes it sound more rom-com than it was) and tried to ignore the annoying student all the way home by turning up my mp3 player and reading Babbitt (I'm rediscovering my fondness for this book!). It was pouring by the time we reached Philly, and Jasmine was kind enough to give me a lift home, during the course of which we encountered flash-flooded roads and I soaked my shoes getting out of the car. But I'm home, warm under a blanket, so all is good!

Awesomeness

Last night I bought our tickets for our trip to Italy in March! We're flying Air France, which means a layover in the fearsome De Gaulle airport in Paris. Sean has a hair-raising story about he and Mike Barrett having to be rushed to their plane by golf cart because it was so far from their entrance terminal; so, to be safe, I chose a flight that has a five hour layover in Paris on the way out (the other option was a mere one hour). We'll fly into Milan and get there around 3, which means between getting into the city and taking the train to Brescia, we should be at our hotel by 5. Then we'll fly out of Venice the following weekend, and that flight I picked a shorter layover, because you never care about missing flights as much on your way home. I wouldn't sniff at spending an unplanned evening in Paris! Jasmine has already agreed to cover my classes the day that we leave, in exchange for covering some of hers while she's in Venice the next month.

I found out yesterday that my Friday sections next semester will be at 11 and 12, instead of this semester's 9 and 10, which is excellent. No more waking up at 6:50 on Friday! Tomorrow I have to be up even earlier, though; I agreed to help Jasmine wrassle her two big Heritage classes to the Met, where I'll be meeting up with Ms. Flanagan. I have to be on the train at 6:54. Ugh. Plus I have to do the fun stuff like collecting money and taking attendance. At least this isn't a high school trip and I don't have to worry about keeping order...

Just Yes

So, as those who know me are aware, I am often easily amused; Sean likes to mock me for getting a huge kick out of the ridiculous-ness that is Lolcats, for example. Thus, I admit to being tickled this afternoon when I was looking for this image of Michelangelo's Temptation and Expulsion scenes from the Sistine Chapel:


and this came up on the search engine:


Yes, it's kitty!Michelangelo.

You can see the original site here; the artist is a woman named Susan Herbert, and her ouevre manages to be broad and yet entirely feline-art related: you can find everything from Napoleon to Humphrey Bogart in cat form, if you so desire it. The Michelangelo piece is listed on the gallery for 1750 British pounds; you can get her version of the entire Sistene ceiling for 7500. Once the momentary 'ha' wore off, I had to wonder: is there really that much of a market for this kind of work, that she would produce so much and charge such prices? Who the hell is framing this in their dining room?

And do you know what her Michelangelo is missing? Adam's semi-erect penis, which is much too close to Eve's mouth for comfort. No, I'm not making it up, go look! Also, a couple panels down from this on the ceiling, you also get to see God's well-toned glutes:


You knew Michelangelo was famous for a reason.

Happiness is a Paper, and (Maybe) a Thesis

A couple of days ago I came across some interesting frescoes in a book I've been translating that once decorated a merchant's early 16th-century suburban villa. They're not in great condition, but the variety of scenes depicted is fascinating, and both the artist and patron are individuals I've recently become interested in as a microcosm of the art market in this city. Unfortunately, the book only published (in color) six of thirteen, and, since it's an Italian book, there were no footnotes or photo credits. After an intense round of Googling, I was able to download a pdf of the first article that published them (which happens to be the only other one), which dates from 1911. There were all thirteen in black-and-white!

The book I have said they were in a private collection in a certain town, and since I knew that the name of the family who had owned the villa last was also the name of a well-known property in the same small town, I figured that they probably still owned both property and frescos. But how to find out? It's not like they just have property records online, and since the second property is also home to a separate tourist attraction, most websites only offer information about that. Yesterday I was getting ready to email the tourist office in this town to ask them, which probably wouldn't have even gotten me an answer; however, I happened to come across an article from a theater company in the town that thanked the contessa and her family for generously allowing them inside their home. Bingo! I was also able to confirm this by finding a Whitepages listing for a woman with that family name who was listed as the doorkeeper for the tourist attraction on their property. So there is still a family of the same name occupying the same home, and as of 1998 when my book was published, they had the frescos. Obviously the book's author was allowed in to photograph them, as well.

So of course, my long-term goal is to get these people to let me in so I can have color photos of all thirteen when I'm there in March. In the short term, I pitched these frescos to Dr Cooper yesterday as a potential project for her class, and she not only approved, but when I explained my broader idea, said that I might, just might, have enough for a thesis. Whee!! She also said that once I've gone as far as I can go with research, she'll put me in touch with a friend of hers at the Met, a scholar whose PhD disseration I am currently laboriously going through, who might have contacts in this city. She also warned me that if I get in touch with any Italian scholars, I should be distinctly wary about how much information I give them about my project, because they have different ethics, shall we say, about taking people's ideas. Hence why I have named no names here, even though my blog is not even searchable on almighty Google.

Anyway, this is so exciting! Now for more translating...

Two Poems from a Book in the Kitchen

Decade

When you came, you were like red wine and honey,
And the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
Now you are like morning bread,
Smooth and pleasant.
I hardly taste you at all for I know your savour,
But I am completely nourished.

~Amy Lowell


Wear Me

I want you to wear me comfortably,
as you would a dress,
or the silver necklace you wear around your neck.
Comfortably, so that I am always next to you:
but most important --
something you decide each morning to select.

~Robert Kogan

Changes

A couple of days ago I decided that I couldn't bear to forsake my cell phone for a newer model, not yet, so I ordered a new battery, which came today. With any luck, the days of multiple recharges in a 24-hour period are over, at least for a couple of years. I also recently needed to replace the USB cable for my mp3 player, which died unexpectedly (who knew that cables could even die?) so for $10 on Ebay I got a new USB cable plus a wall charger and a car charger. Not a bad deal--plus, the wall charger works a hundred times faster than charging it with my laptop.

The cold season is now unpleasantly upon us; I heard it already snowed in Connecticut yesterday, but in Philadelphia it's just been freezing rain, blowing right in your face thanks to Philly's ever-present wind. My teaching wardrobe, which consists mostly of skirts and a couple pairs of dress pants, is not compatible with this weather, not when I have to wait outside for the train and then walk five blocks to school. My solution for today, which may become habitual, was to wear jeans and sneakers over nylons (which did provide a nice added layer) and then change at school. That required me to bring my skirt in my bag, but as I've started keeping black and brown heels in my locker in the lounge I didn't have to worry about shoes. Today was more of a particular hassle, because the train was a little late, meaning I got in at 8:30, had to change, and then went to print out my lecture notes and discovered I'd emailed myself the wrong ones, so 15 minutes before class I was hastily typing up a list of the slides and important themes I wanted to cover. Then some kids annoyed me by blatantly leaving their notebooks closed, as though they were certain that nothing I was going to say would be important enough for them to record, but that's another story. Damn kids!

Anyway, the change in season means our house is now freezing cold and will stay that way for a loooong time. Sigh. I love Phyllis, but times like this, I think of the mere possibility of Sean being in Philadelphia for his PhD and I think yeah, I would move out if it meant AC in the summer and heat in the winter! But the only reason I would go would be if Sean were here, because despite the drawbacks (cough, Thomas, cough) I do love the house.

In response to the cold weather, warm layered clothing and space heaters have been deployed, but even a space heater can't do a whole lot for my front room. The huge space that I enjoy so much in fine weather is a weak point in cold; the windows are large and I don't have curtains to keep in heat, nor do I have a carpet on the floor (the open space is 12 by 12 feet, and an 8-foot area rug at Target is $150). Thus, the room where my desk is is eminently unsuitable to be a working space during the winter. Tonight I moved my desk into my bedroom, which pained me, aesthetically speaking. One of my chief joys about my bedroom is that it gives me the sense of having basically nothing in it but a bed. I remember reading in a magazine once an article about how to incur less stress in your life, and one of the suggestions was to make your bedroom just that--a place for sleeping, a retreat from the rest of life. My bedroom is my castle, so to speak, and though Sean will probably chuckle at this, I really don't like to see it cluttered. So moving the desk in here was a big deal, and of coursenow this room looks more cluttered to me, while the front room looks oddly unbalanced with only my little Forrestal chest taking the desk's place by the window. But I keep reminding myself that this is the practical solution.

Sean told me last night that my birthday Snuggie is still in transit. I have a feeling that once I have it, it will rarely be leaving my body until spring!

Gross Clinic in the Lab

Yesterday my Eakins class went to the Philadelphia Museum of Art's conservation lab (which is in the gorgeous Art Deco Perelman building across the street from the museum proper) to see this painting, Thomas Eakins' The Gross Clinic of 1875. It's about to undergo cleaning and restoration in the lab following its joint purchase (for $68 million) by the PMA and the Philadelphia Academy of Fine Arts, where Eakins was once a faculty member.

We met with the head conservator, Mark Tucker, who was much more of a scholar (fancy suit and all) than the lab-coated scientist I had been expecting. He took us into the lab, where the 8x6 painting was propped up on a stand against once wall by a window. Like every time I've come into contact with a work of art that I've studied in reproduction, the original was beyond comparison. The dramatic effects that come across fairly well in reproduction just pop when you're face-to-face with it. The blood, for example; seeing it in full color, I understood a little better why contemporaries were horrified by its perceived brutality and violence. That led it to being rejected for official display in the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia in 1876, and was only accepted for display in the US Army Medical exhibition because Gross had been an army surgeon during the Civil War (ironically, today it's often considered the most important painting in American art). In person, you'd be hard pressed to believe that it's pigment and not real blood on the canvas, it's that shocking a color. Eakins also reserved the very purest tone of white in the entire painting for the highlight on the blade of the scalpel, so your eye couldn't help but be drawn in that direction.

Tucker told us that we were among the first people to see the painting in natural light since it was in Eakins' studio (which was our first field trip of the semester). It's been in a hall at Jefferson Medical College, where Gross taught, since the Centennial. He also showed us an incredible slideshow that showed the damage that overzealous conservators had wrought on works by Eakins over the decades; in many cases, they thought they detected brighter paint under a dark film, and, assuming that Eakins must have intended it to be brighter, they tried to scrub the dark layer off (sometimes with steel wool, if you can believe it). Unfortunately, they'd get so far and realize, whoops, that dark layer is part of the painting. Eakins liked to lower the tonal range of the painting so that the highlights would be, well, high. He showed us examples of what one of Eakin's paintings looked like after undergoing this disastrous early 20th-century 'conservation,' and it was pretty blah--then he showed us the painting after it had been meticulously restored, including the dark layer, and the difference was quite simply stunning, even though Eakins in general is not my cup of tea.

This applies to the Gross Clinic because the same vigorous cleaning was applied to its surface, particularly in the background where two figures are framed in an entrance passage. Originally, that passage was extremely dark and the figures even more shadowy, while now there's a red-orangey tone there that sort of distracts your eye from the otherwise muted values of the rest of the composition. It's possible for conservators to have an accurate idea of the relative tones in the original because Eakins produced a drawing of the painting for publication as soon as he finished the painting. The original drawing is in the Met, but there's a reproduction on the wall next to the painting in the conservation lab.

I think it goes without saying that this was my favorite of all the Eakins-related trips we've been taking this semester. It's not often that you get to see a painting like this in an informal setting. In the future, when it's been restored to its original condition and is hanging in the PMA, I'll be able to recognize the difference firsthand!

You can see an amusing (and surprisingly informative) rap video about the Gross Clinic created by some UPenn students here.

LOL

For some reason, last night I decided to track down my three favorite LOLcats of all time, which I will now preserve here for posterity...





This is definitely my number one favorite:


It still makes me laugh. Heehee.

Yawns and Freud

Grading is tedious work, especially when it consists of counting students' absences and filling in a Scantron sheet for their mid-semester reports. I also had to put in the exam grades for my second section, and I was puzzled when I couldn't find one kid's name on the list. Turns out, he withdrew, which I didn't even know you could DO this late in the semester. This happened to be the same kid who failed his paper after he admitted to not going to the museum, and who I then had to have a stern conversation with about cheating. Um, apparently, I scared him off. Ironically, he got an 85 on the exam.

I also had to spend a couple of hours reading a loooong (exactly 100 pages) essay by Michael Fried about Eakins' Gross Clinic which was not only highly theoretical but also Freudian. I have such a suspicion of Freudian psychoanalysis! I have to admit that all my knowledge of Freud comes from secondhand sources, including pop culture (Oedipus complex) and, shockingly enough, Lacan (the Wolf Man, castration anxiety, the phallus as supposedly-non-gendered organ). I can accept the whole id/ego/superego structure, and the idea that we're primarily motivated by drives, but I'm skeptical of the Oedipus (and Electra) complex, penis envy, and castration anxiety. Penis envy didn't play into Fried's analysis of the painting, but the other two....

According to him, you can read the painting as displaying Eakin's Oedipal resentment of his father (who becomes Dr. Gross), his rejection of his mother (the woman in black hiding her face) and his own castration anxiety (the bloody knife in his father's/Gross' hand, himself as the patient on the table); Fried also claims that the painting goes on to resolve the Oedipal complex in the correct Freudian manner: Eakins finally identifies himself, as painter-creator, with Dr. Gross and thus, with his father. Freud apparently liked to use the term "family romance" as a euphemism for these types of relationships, so Fried follows suit.

I think what bothers me in this, as in any attempt to psychoanalyze a historical figure, is that 1) it's being applied to dead people; 2) it's being applied to dead people from another century, and we don't necessarily think and feel the way they did; and 3) a painting is being relied upon for information, as if it will simply reveal the subconcious workings of an artist's mind. This despite the fact that art historians constantly belabor the point that "every work of art is a construction." I've been reading Vernon Hyde Minor's book on the historiography of art history, and the chapter on Freud indicated that it's not even practiced much by psychiatrists anymore; it's become primarily a critical tool in the humanities. Should we still consider it a viable method of analysis if the discipline for which it was developed no longer sees fit to use it? That seems strange to me.

The Semi-Productive Weekend

I was so on the ball yesterday, despite a false start that included getting rained on on my way to the library and getting sweaty trying to wrest open the door to the AH lounge. I set up camp in the lounge with my laptop, so I wouldn't have to be chained to one of the desktops in the offices. Peace and quiet all day, plus snacks and Pellegrino left over from last week's meeting, makes for a productive me. Today, however, despite getting up at 9am, I've had such difficulty getting myself down to task. The goal I set for myself was to get through Bergamo negli anni di Lotto, but hours later, I'm on page 27. Granted, this is a huge folio book, and I'm both translating and taking notes on it, but that is still just not an acceptable rate of progress. I should have gone to school again today, but I stayed home in my pajamas, bundled up in like four layers because it's suddenly gotten cold again--a cold that Phyllis doesn't feel, apparently, because she regarded me like a crazy person when I appeared in the kitchen at 5pm in a bathrobe with cravat-style scarf around my neck.

I'm also facing a dilemma right now in terms of my cell phone. My battery has become completely unreliable, and I can't have a conversation for more then 20-30 minutes without it needing to be recharged. It's more than two years old, so I'm eligible to get a new phone free from Verizon, but they no longer carry the Chocolate as an option, and therein lies the rub: I love my phone! It's exactly as slender and uncomplicated a phone as I could ever want. I do not want a faux-iPhone, faux-Sidekick, faux-Blackberry, or any of the other overly-buttoned models that they have on offer. A new battery costs $25, but the phone itself is beginning to show the wear and tear of its age, and I'm torn between getting a new battery to prolong its life, or just sucking it up and getting used to something newer. Another consideration that leads me toward keeping the Chocolate are my photos; I have 170 of them, and since I don't subscribe to the internet on my phone, I can't offload them. Yes, eventually when this phone dies for good, they'll be lost, but I'm somewhat loathe to discard my Chocolate before its time. (Also, its name is Chocolate. Unless they have a phone called "Smartfood Popcorn" or "Diet Coke," this rules).

Sigh

I should never have come to campus so early today! I forgot that the GAHO-sponsored talk for the first-year students is not until 6:30, which means I won't be leaving here until 7:30. And I've been reading essays about the history of the silk industry in the Veneto in Italian all day, which is about as interesting as it sounds.

Last night I spent three hours hunched over my desk, grading the second batch of exams. The kids did decently in both classes; my averages were 77 and 79, but a lot of kids got 90s and there were a couple of 100s. The second section of the course, which we've just begun, is much harder, however; now they're going to be expected to be able to distinguish between styles (like between Early Christian and Gothic, for example), they have to learn all sorts of architectural terminology, and woe betide anyone who isn't familiar with Christian iconography because now it's all Jesus, all the time! Tomorrow, in what will likely be the least coherent lecture I will ever give, I have to show them an example of a Greek nude statue, explain what happened between the Prima Porta Augustus in 80 CE and Old St. Peter's in the 4th century, and then what happened between that and Chartres Cathedral in the 13th century. In there I need to explain the expansion of Christianity, Gothic building techniques, and how you make stained glass. Then I have to show them the Arena Chapel in Padua from 1305 and explain Giotto and the turning point in Western art history that he represents. That's only, what 12 centuries or so of history? Oh yes, and I need to do this in 35 minutes, so that I can go over their exams. I don't care that they couldn't spell Epidauros, or Polykleitos, but 90% of them could not spell the word Colosseum, either. Sigh.

October Already

I haven't posted here in almost a week, which is increasingly unusual for me lately, but it's been rather busy. In addition to the anti-festivity of Sept 28, there was also my birthday (yay!) on which I didn't do anything particularly exciting. Sean is on his way up right now, so tonight is my unofficial birthday celebration, which includes dinner, a movie (he refused outright to see "Zombieland," so we're probably going to see Ricky Gervais' new movie), chocolates, and, at some point in the future, my Snuggie that is on order. Not bad, if I do say so myself.

The other big drain this past week was grading those 60 papers/quizzes, which were largely just awful. The average grade in both classes was failing for the quiz; we were more lenient on the papers, but there was so much marking-up required--formatting, spelling, grammar, plagiarism, etc. First of all, half of them thought "visual analysis" just meant "describe the object" and/or "include my gushing praise of this object as the greatest artifact of all time." One kid did make me chuckle, because after he described a Greek vase featuring Hercules slaying the Nemean lion, he waxed eloquent on how this vase was inspirational to him, and that from now on he would think of himself as Hercules and his difficulties as the lion, and, presumably, would thus slay them. Another girl actually made me *facepalm* when she described the texture of an Egyptian monumental gateway as "much smoother to the touch than I would have thought." She got her paper back with a big "DO NOT TOUCH MUSEUM OBJECTS" on it.

And then there was the kid who didn't go with me to the museum, who wrote about a stele in the museum but described the one in the textbook (they're different), who blatantly plagiarized off some Geocities page about Egyptian goddesses, who handed in this travesty two days late, and who then, upon being asked for his museum receipt, told me outright that "oh, I didn't go to the museum, I just did research online." Oh, the perverse joy I felt in telling him "You understand that you've just told me that you failed?" The look on his face = priceless.

If we'd actually taken off points on this essay for plagiarism, though, they almost all would have failed, because they all a) copied right off the museum labels, in big chunks, with no quotation marks, and b) thought a single citation of the label in some random spot at the beginning of the paper (and in some cases, next to their own name) would be sufficient. I had told them to look at the paper assignment, which included a sample footnote at the bottom, and lo and behold, three or four of them copied that same exact footnote, which was for some random statue of Bastet that was certainly not what they were writing about.

Oh, and after all explaining all this and many other basic, fundamental facts pertinent to being a college student and writing papers for four years during class on Friday, I was horrified to find out from two different students that a tutor from the Writing Center told them just one footnote was A-OK. What?! I sent the assistant direct an indignant email, but have yet to hear back from them.

Anyway, the exam is on Monday. God only knows how much fun that's going to be to grade!

Mrs. D-Day

(I have to give credit to Sean for coming up with the idea for my mom's anniversary. Alternate names include "The Storming of Heaven," and "The Last Time JTD Ate Pie in Heaven.")

Tomorrow marks the third anniversary of her death. It's difficult to believe that it's been three years already--except, of course, I say the same thing every year, both about her and about my dad. There's not really much to say now that there wasn't last year, except that I miss her, how I'd really like to have one of her iron-grip hugs, or even to get poked in the ribs by that sharp little finger! Between Sean and me (and occasionally Jen) our jokes keep her spirit and her memory alive, and I'm glad of that.

Perfection Wasted

And another regrettable thing about death
is the ceasing of your own brand of magic
which took a whole life to develop and market --
the quips, the witticisms, the slant
adjusted to a few, those loved ones nearest
the lip of the stage, their soft faces blanched
in the footlight glow, their laughter close to tears,
their tears confused with their diamond earrings
their warm pooled breath in and out with your heartbeat,
their response and your performance twinned.
The jokes over the phone. The memories packed
In the rapid-access file. The whole act.
Who will do it again? That's it: no one;
imitators and descendants aren't the same.

-- John Updike

Yawn

Wow, teaching owned me today. We had our first quiz, which I would almost qualify as an 'unmitigated disaster' except for the fact that at least a third of my collective 60 students did well on it. But grading, oh my god, is there anything more mind-numbing than writing the same damn comments on sixty papers? For example, even the kids who did well generally answered the question of "why was the Parthenon built on the Acropolis?" with some mix of "it's really high up and easy to defend and it's close to the gods and you can see the whole city from up there!" I think I wrote the phrase "The Parthenon replaced an earlier temple destroyed by the Persians; it celebrated Athenian victory and democracy" at least fifty times. I kid you not. I may dream that phrase tonight. Also, the Acropolis does not mean "city of the dead," the Pharaoh Akhenaten's images were not destroyed so that "people wouldn't steal them," and you cannot call someone who tries to force monotheism on the polytheistic culture of Egypt "way ahead of the curve."

And even now, after all 60 quizzes have been graded and entered into the labrynthine online system, there are still 60 museum trip papers to read, grade, and comment on. At least now the comments are mostly different, but here's the next phrase I'll be writing 50 times: "You must use a citation each time you use outside information, whether that is the museum label, the book, or me, even if you're just using a single source throughout the paper." Yes, the Parthenon phrase was much, much shorter. Hand-cramps are in my future.

Velazquez, Dos (or Tres, Actually)

Pablo de Valladolid, 1635: One of Velazquez' gifts was his ability to combine both vulnerability and gravitas in his subjects, no matter their social rank in what was a highly stratified court society. Here, he uses a full-length format, one generally reserved for kings and nobles, to depict a much lower-ranking member of the king's court: one of his jesters. The seriousness of the format, the subject's pose (an approximation of a Roman oration pose, perhaps) and his face combine to make what could have been a mocking portrait into one of surprising monumentality.



Surrender at Breda, or Las Lanzas, c1635: This painting serves as both document and propaganda for a recent event in Spain's military history, when the Protestant part of the Netherlands rose up against their Catholic Spanish overlords. This was a long, unpleasant conflict, and eventually Spain kept the Catholic portion while the Protestant portion achieved independence, but in the meantime, Spain laid siege to and conquered the city of Breda. The leader of the Spanish forces is seen in the center, accepting the keys of the city from Justin of Nassau, while the smoke from the battle rises in the background. So much is fairly documentary. The propaganda appears most clearly in two aspects: first, note the difference in organization between the Dutch troops on the left, with their listing halberds and scruffier appearances, and the stiff uprightness of the Spanish lances on the right, together with their spiffier appearances. In each camp, Velazquez has provided a figure who looks out at us, perhaps inviting us to sympathize with their side, but of course the outcome is already decided, and the Spanish, with their greater force of arms and (implied) righteousness, have carried the day. The second bit of propaganda is in the positions of the central two figures: Justin of Nassau is prepared to surrender on bended knee, but the Spanish general, Spinola, stops him from making this humiliating gesture by placing his hand on his shoulder. Thus, the Spanish are shown to be benevolent in their victory, even toward disloyal subjects.


Mars, 1639-41: This painting is simple, and yet it's not. The god of war is unclothed and literally disarmed, his shield and breastplate lying unheeded on the ground, while he leans disconsolately on one elbow. He seems to be tangled in sheets or robes of some kind, yet he's wearing his helmet, and one hand seems to be on a club or axe half-hidden from view. One reading of this painting is that Venus, Vulcan's adulterous wife, has already come and gone, leaving her lover strangely unsatisfied in her wake. Whether that means he kept his helmet on while they were in bed together, or whether he paused in redressing in order to think for a moment, is anyone's guess.

Taking a Moment for Diego

Several of the articles on theories of vision and spectatorship that I have to read for my Baroque class deal with Diego Velazquez' famous painting Las Meninas of 1656. My first contact with that piece was mediated, oddly enough, by a Dali painting that was part of an exhibition at the Wadsworth Atheneum when I was in the art club in high school, called Velazquez Painting the Infanta Margarita, Surrounded by the Lights and Shadows of His Own Glory. At the time I was completely unfamiliar with the source material, but as I recall I wrote a poem about it that had something to do with a nuclear explosion (who knows).

At any rate, I have, just recently, had the pleasure of seeing Las Meninas in the Prado (and Sean, for his part, very proudly reported a few days ago that he recognized it on a poster in a TA's office). It's spectacular, certainly, and I understand its centrality in discussions of representational theory (for complicated, Michel Foucault-related reasons I won't get into here), but it is far from my favorite of Velazquez' works. And that is why there is no picture of Las Meninas here, because I am the teensiest bit tired of seeing it and reading about it. Because I am horrible with artists' dates, I had to Google Velazquez to check on him, and in the process came across a site with a collection of his works, many of which are in the Prado themselves, and I was pleasantly reminded of "Oh! I loved that one! And that one! And..." so on, and so forth. So here I'm going to put up a few of my favorite non-Meninas Velazquez paintings.

The Feast of Bacchus, or Los Borrachos, 1629: Of primary attraction to me in this painting is not so much the Caravaggesque god himself, but his followers. Spanish peasant men have replaced the convential female Bacchantes, and their treatment is both "realistic" and good-humored:


The Forge of Vulcan, 1630 is another fairly early work:


It depicts Mercury arriving at Vulcan's forge to tell him that his wife, Venus, is cheating on him with Mars (ouch). Although the boyish messenger god seems to be the focus, thanks to his brightly colored robes an the light of his halo, it's really the muscular bodies of the forge workers who draw the gaze. Vulcan is unattractive, as befits someone who was supposedly lamed when he was thrown off Mt Olympus by Zeus as a baby. I like both his expression of surprised irritation and his rather handsome assistant:

Mrow

Doing some preliminary checking on a possible paper topic for my Eakins class, I was going through the Prado's online collection of Goya paintings and saw the one above, the Catfight of 1786-7. According to the information online, this was a study for part of a dining room's decoration, and was likely intended to go over the doorway. Here's a detail:


I really can't think why you'd want this scene looming over the place where you eat your meals, but perhaps 18th century Spanish nobles had different ideas. Then again, this is Goya, and he certainly had rather dark and enigmatic tendencies in his work.

On a less scholarly note, part of me wants to LOLcaption this image, perhaps with "The noms are mine!"

Late(ish) Night for a Free Dinner

There's a guy coming tonight to lecture about an archaeological database of the ancient world that he and his computer science students created, in conjunction with archaeology students. Eventually, you'll be able to search for any of about 100 terms, like "cemetery" or "church," and a Google map will pinpoint every instance where your keyword applies; then the database will kick in and give you all the information relative to whichever point(s) you click on. This will apply from the Early Bronze Age up to the dawn of the Ottoman Empire (that's several thousand years) all throughout the Mediterranean and the Holy Land. It's an impressive feat. Of course, it won't directly help me or my research in any way, but there's a free dinner in the faculty club involved, so....

ETA: You can see the first operational "node" of the database, the Digital Archaeological Atlas of the Holy Land, here. You need a Google Earth plug-in, but it's pretty cool!