Thursday we were visited by the NEH chairman and then had a final three-hour wrap-up session in the afternoon before adjourning for a final happy hour and a closing dinner. Without quite intending to, I Irish-goodbyed everyone when I went outside to talk to Linda and came back to find that some people had headed off to a bar and others were headed back to the dorm. Oh well!
Yesterday was my last day of Doing Stuff. I went to Natural History when it opened, had another deeply visceral encounter with the megalodon model hanging in the cafe (literally all my muscles clench when I look at it, ahhhhh), which I returned to because they pull quite a nice espresso, and then went upstairs to the gems and minerals section. The Hope diamond room was basically empty, which is a far cry from what I remember from 1998, when you filed in a line past a sort of alcove in the wall and were vaguely disappointed to see that it was blue. Now it's in the center of a room in a glass case where it slowly rotates every few seconds, not only guaranteeing greater visual access, but showing off the sparkling fire of the gem and its elaborate necklace setting. In the same room was this incredible natural sheet of copper, which formed between layers of shale in Michigan:
There was another room of jewelry, much of it donated by Harry Winston (the didactic text kept emphasizing "and now these belong to the people of the United States," as if we were going to accuse them of something), and then the proper galleries full of crystals and minerals. It was absolutely gorgeous, and again largely unoccupied, which is key. I still have trouble believing that this is a natural mineral and not Cubist sculpture:
From there I went to the "Last Dinosaurs in America" gallery, which turned out to have way cooler fossils than the crowded dino hall downstairs--a triceratops and a T-rex! This gallery announced itself as being more experimental and open-ended, and I really appreciated how much effort went into explaining how paleontologists' understanding of dinosaurs has changed in the last century and how it's likely to change in the future. There was a display exploring how an artist works with both data and his imagination to create renderings of dinosaurs, next to a display comparing the Field Museum's early 20thc mural of a triceratops facing off against a T-rex with a 2014 version, highlighting differences, like the more active stance given to the triceratops, the angle at which the T-rex is holding its tail, and their skin colors (once uniformly grey-green and now much more distinctive). The Field mural indeed looked like the cover of the dinosaur book I loved so much as a kid, the one with the audiotape for you to read along, complete with ominous music. I remember being so afraid when they would tell you that the T-Rex was "as tall as a two-story house," because my house was a two-story house!
Once again, a little Google sleuthing has led me to it: Joanna Cole's Dinosaur Story, first published in 1974 but made into a Scholastic cassette in the 1980s!
Oh man, good (terrifying) times. From there I went into the cabinet of curiosities galleries, which explore some of the basic questions like "where did the museum get all this stuff" and features some really interesting objects, like a set of delicate sake cups that were part of the diplomatic exchange during the Perry expedition (something I'll be talking about in my Art and Tech class in the spring!), a full-size Audubon book that was in a darkened case lit by a motion sensor, a lion shot by Teddy Roosevelt as part of a Smithsonian exhibition to obtain specimens for the new museum, and the last passenger pigeon, a bird named Martha.
While I appreciated that there was an effort at transparency and honesty in this gallery in particular, this month has made me so much more attuned to language in museums. For example, that monumental painted house front from an Alaskan tribe "was collected" for a World's Fair in the 19th century. "Collected" is a wonderfully flexible word that can conceal all manner of sins; they put people on display in human zoos at those fairs, after all. That's not to say that there was anything more involved than a financial transaction in this particular instance, but the part reminds you of the dirty whole. And, linked to that, the whole question of whose culture goes on view in "Natural History" and whose goes on view in the art museum. There was a panel addressing that question. It explained that human artifacts are included because we're part of nature, etc. etc.--but they're not going to put a Raphael painting or a Roman sculpture in this gallery, are they? But they'll put a Hawaiian feather cape and a Japanese samurai suit steps away from the example of what dinosaur fossils look like when they're freshly excavated.
Speaking of excavation, I'm also more disturbed by the casual display of bodies in museums. Thanks to NAGPRA, none of these can be Native Americans anymore, but Egyptian mummies always seem to get a pass. Why? Because of their greater antiquity? I'm not saying they shouldn't be studied, but do the bodies have to remain on display? Is it important to always have "the thing itself" when the "thing" was a person? In the cabinet gallery, there was a skeleton of an American who helped obtain specimens for the museum; his descendants donated his body for study and display because they felt that's what he would have wanted. I heard someone commenting on his very fine teeth. An accompanying photograph shows the initial evaluation of the skeleton, still in its opened coffin, looking very much like a mummy picture. In the picture it's clear that his jaws were gaping wide when they opened it, but on display they've been very decorously wired shut into an eternal smile.
From Natural History I popped briefly into American History and then I walked up to Woodward Table to meet Sarah and David. She wanted to go there not only because it's her favorite but because it's shutting down in a matter of weeks. The food was excellent; I had beef short ribs, a protein feast for the subsequent afternoon's march! After lunch I went back to American History, but didn't spend too much time there. Seeing the 1812 Star Spangled Banner was cool, but I have zero interest in Dorothy's ruby slippers or the Batmobile (which they light conspicuously with these neon pink and blue lights, which I suspect is intended to prevent you from perceiving that it doesn't look like it does in the movie--it looks much cheaper and plastic-ier!)
By this point it was 3:30, my feet were tired, and I had two more hours before museums closed. There are only a handful of museums I've not seen, and they're all the more commercial ones: Newseum, Spy Museum, Museum of the Bible. I'm kind of museumed-out, honestly. I caught the circulator bus to the Jefferson Memorial, which is currently undergoing a cleaning of the dome. It's so strange to see an imitation Pantheon dome with no oculus! Then I walked the path that leads you to FDR's memorial, and MLK's. It was really fucking hot, but not very humid, and the Mall's pathways are quite shaded. Nevertheless, I was sweating like a beast! I walked up to the Korean Veterans Memorial, crossed in front of the Lincoln (which was absolutely swarmed with tourists) and walked through the Vietnam Veterans' Memorial. At some point this month it came up (maybe Jamie's presentation?) that just as all avant-garde art gets normalized in time, Maya Lin's deeply-controversial black marble has become a de facto element of "monument syntax," though the original meaning (mourning, yes, but also self-implication, as you look at your reflection amid the names) gets subsumed into patriotic and nationalistic messages that were starkly absent in her work.
From the mall I walked north to catch the free circulator that would return me to Georgetown, and picked up some junk food for dinner. Just as I was slowly making my way back to campus, I got an email inviting me to dinner with those who were still around. I had to be honest--after a sweaty day on the mall, I was all about a cold shower, AC, and Netflix! Today, too, I decided not to bother doing anything. I'm going to pack, I can work more on my syllabi, and I'm going to get drinks later with some people who were on the victorious "Destination Curation" trivia team that was earned itself a $25 gift certificate to a Georgetown pub on Tuesday. But I'm not Doing Things. That time has ended. I'm going hoooooome!






















