Alright, here i am at providence and since it's an ungodly hour of the morning-- ELEVEN FUCKING AM-- and i have nothing better to do until heather gts her ass up off sara's floor, where she is currently ensconced in her strawberrry shortcake sleeping bag, thankfully sans hangover, i am going to blog.

yeah, Providence College!! hot men, what, what? sara's friend pat is muy delicioso. he is an irish readhead. in the words of lauren, "grah!" *tiger movement* there were also some other attractive men, but nothing happened fopr any of us, though heather was the only one really going for it i guess. she had three shots and was greeting every male who walked by as "hello, heterosexual!" and then complaning really loudly to her boo steven on the phone that straight men never make any fucking moves. there was some fun times last night lol. sara and i did not imbibe, we merely observed. this big tall drunk kid from yale was talking to us in the hallway, and he was like "ladies! lovely ladies!" and "when i look at you, all i see is beauteeee!" holding up his hands like a picture frame.

we also hung out with khara at the providence mall, which is fucking huge, and it took us half an hour to get out of the ten story parking lot while looking at khara's playing cards with pornographic pictures on them from ancient greek art. men with tails and giant penises! deconti came to pick her up to check out the eclipse. i bought popham her birthday gift, i bought some stuff at this cool thrift store named savers, and sara and i bought pajama pants at old navy!! whoot!!

but on to the best story of the trip--

The Incestuous Quagmire of 06095/06117

. what is that, you wonder? that is an awe-inspiring rendering of the sexual activities of all of the people who live in windsor and west hartford, with lines flying like crazy wild geese connecting everybody to everyone else. it takes up an entire large poster board. this was inspired by heather observing a few nights ago that our circle of friends is highly incestuous-- ie everyone seems to get pased around like a cheap dooby. so we decided to plot it out!! in the center is the "impermeable triangle", consisting of me, sara and heather. it means that those lines with never be crossed, though one from me to heather acknowledges that we did "peck" each other once on a dare. from there it spreads to both sides like a fucking wild secret garden, mostly windsor people on the left and west hartford on the right. different lines mean "dated", "made out" and "unrequited love". sadly, the number of dateds is hugely trumped by the made outs and the unrequiteds. i am proud to say that i am at the top in the number of lines emanating from my name!! ten, baby! haha. sara has nine and heather has eight, although i should note that some of these lines arent real relationship lines, they say "best friend forever" or "her dad is his doctor!" and "mad passionate love". heather was annoyed at not having enough lines. we love our flanny though!! we didnt put absolutely everyone on there, of course, because including people's random exes would have taken so long. so andrew's not there, and neither is manuel, but AARON MEADOWS is! god how disgusting is that memory!!! so sara and i are having a battle over who gets to keep said beautiful artifcat. we're making copies oday, but the original is just so colorful. the problem is that almost no one outside of the three of us can see it because i think there's some stuff on there that the general public just does not need to know. plus some of the things that we wrote lol, like "dated/fucked" for a certain couple who liked to get it on in the public eye. yeah so iwill still put it up in my dorm room, though. perhaps on the underside of wendy's bed? in the back of my closet, so i can admire it at random moments? teehee.