We spent awhile tonight discussing Lauren's predictions for each of our sexual futures. It appears that Matt will star in a Viagra ad, while Andrew will just not be able to get it up. Amanda will never have sex, ever. TJ is going to have sex with himself and an oar with a rubber handle. Dahts is secretive and we can't be sure. Sean is going to have weepy emotional 'sarah mclachlan' sex. Lauren herself will only ever have phone sex, and I, ladies and gentlmen, apparently just give off the "sexual predator" vibe. her actual words were "mad passionate monkey sex", which i suppose could be a good thing, it's better than frigid bitch!